Tuesday, November 13, 2007

A Day In The Life

5:00 AM – hit alarm clock

5:00- 5:15 AM – lie in bed wishing you didn't have to get up

5:15 AM – hook hand-held computer into cradle, download work for the day

5:20 AM – get dressed brush teeth, put hair in ponytail, try to tame messy hair

5:25 AM – spend 15 minutes trying to shove large cardboard corrugate displayer into the back of a very small car without causing any damage

5:40 AM – necessary Starbucks pit stop

6:00 AM – arrive at store, stand around waiting for manger guy to show up with key. Try not to freeze.

6:10 AM – get into the store

6:15 – 7:00 AM – wrestle with most ridiculous corrugate display on the face of the planet.

7:00 – 7:10 AM – snap together the pre-assembled second display and whisper silent thanks that some studios do the hard part for you.

7:10-7:20 AM– try to fix the first corrugate, which is now collapsing under the weight of DVD's

7:20 – 7:50 AM– crazily sticker DVD's and put them on shelves. Haul boxes of DVDs around the store.

7:50 AM - Check on collapsing corrugate again.

8:00 to 8:30 – Drive home. Get kids in car. Take kids to school.

8:30 to 9:00 – hold Coram while trying to calmly talk him into staying at school. Speak with principal, and two SSWs. Restrain Coram when he tries to run, tickle him when he screams loudly for no reason, and show him how to use the staple remover.

9:00 AM– head back to store.

9:15 AM– necessary Starbucks pit stop number two

9:30 AM– back in store, filling fixtures, stickering DVD's, and rough-housing cardboard boxes. Check on collapsing corrugate again.

10:00 AM - Call manager to obtain permission to take down collapsing corrugate that you spent almost two hours putting up in the first place.

10:15 AM - Fill a third corrugate with disks, only to have it overbalance and fall on you. Fix it, fill it, and have it fall on you again. Repeat two more times before giving up on that corrugate too.

10:15 AM -12:30 PM – Haul more boxes, sticker more DVDs, fill more fixtures. All while listening to the Spice Girls at full blast.

12:30 PM– rush to school to pick up Coram

12:40 PM– apologize for being late for the 12:30 pick up, bring Coram home.

12:45 PM– get Coram hot chocolate.

1:00 PM– sit down on computer to read emails

1:10 PM– get Coram sandwich

1:15 – call stupid Mystery Shopping Company that decided to deactivate me for no reason. Get really frustrated when they lie to you and accuse you of lying. Give up because you are too good for that and have enough work anyways, so you don't need them (though on principle you don't like letting them get away with lying and then blaming it on you).

1:20 PM– necessary pot of tea

1:30 PM - answer emails, send ads for solo ad business, apologize to customer whose ad you forgot to send. Delete 175 SPAM emails so you can read the one pertinent email. Refresh tea

1:45 PM – get Coram some cookies

1:50 PM - Check snail mail. Recycle 7 junk mails so you can find the one real mail.

2:00 PM – help Coram find the cat. Snuggle with them.

2:10 PM - Log on to bank, pay bills online. Dump out cold tea dregs. Throw down a peanut butter sandwich to help with the light headedness. Remember that the last time you ate was 5:30 am.

2:20 PM – finally give to Coram's repeated requests to watch him play video games.

2:45 PM – take Coram to Boys and Girls Club

3:00 PM – arrive at second store, thankful that this location does not have any corrugate

3:10 PM – find out that the manager is off sick, there is no one in the department, half the new relerases aren't out, and the back room is so full of messy boxes you can't walk in there.

3:10 – 5:30 PM – haul boxes around, fill shelves and fixtures, sticker DVDs and flatten boxes

5:30 PM – rush to Boys and Girls Club to pick up boys

5:40 PM – apologize for being late for 5:30 pick up

5:45 PM – arrive home

5:45 – 6:15 PM – delete SPAM to find real emails

6:15 -6:30 PM – send more ads for solo ad business

6:30 PM– necessary Tylenol pit stop

6:35 PM– sit to type blog about what a crazy day it's been, look around at the housework and piles of paperwork to be done, and fantasize about a warm bubble bath....


drunk driving said...

Looks like you are the busiest person I know. You have to do that daily? That's crazy!

Jewel said...

Nah...that's just an easy day.

eSports Game Servers said...

Ouch! Sounds like a tough day.

Andy said...

That is an extemely busy day lol. Can it get any busier than that, well probably not. Keep up the hard work. Andy

Anonymous said...

You should come teach one of our strategic management classes if you can do all that in one and still get up the next morning.

Ace said...

Hmm... i think you should get a good rest after a long day..


WWE Divas said...

Definitely get some rest :)

Dentist said...

Seems thats a just easy day:-)

Tampa, Florida Moving Companies said...

That is a super busy day.
Hope you got some sleep that night.

Lose Weight said...

reading that made me want to sleep. :-) sometimes it's impossible to slow down...

Majar said...

What busy day! How do you rest? Its Madness I think.